Does my sassiness upset you?

fuckyeahretailrobin:

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Top Text: “N/A”

Bottom Text: “The Retail Voice”]

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Okay, we all do it. You know the one: higher, sweeter, more apologetic? The one where they can HEAR your smile? THAT’S the Retail Voice.

I always feel like Chris from Parks and Rec when I do my retail voice.

(via slave-to-my-register)

4 months ago

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5. ptorydactyle reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:

   tell myself that I don’t have one… But I do. It’s just not as bad as most other retail workers that I know.

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   Oh shit. I’m not even...front lines, haven’t been there that long, and I already have

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   so bad. It’s ridiculously sweet...cheery. It makes me sick.

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    I DO IT ALL THE TIME AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT.

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    ASDFGHAKDHSD MY RADISSON VOICE!

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    No comment necessary.

33. cthuluvillage reblogged this from joseethefirst and added:

    The patronizing voice. Ooooooooooooh yes.

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    LOL, not just in retail! It’s well used in the museums as well!

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    My mother on the phone for Costumer Service It’s slightly terrifying.

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    Oh hey, I have this This is the voice I can say “go fuck yourself” in and people won’t realise for three whole minutes...

40. lokilaufeysonandceaseatoncestark reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:

    Oh the retail voice. Forever making people think I’m actually super nice...am always...

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    Voice was pretty bad when I first started my job… it was so sugary sweet that honey was practically dripping off my...

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    an unappetizing medical condition, i really don’t have much of a voice right now—but i

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